| Canoeki is a leading canoeing beer drinking nookie gathering organization with a passion for maximizing the total drunken results of our customers in the canoeing, drinking and general relaxation business markets. By achieving unique and in-depth partnerships with our customers, we are able to anticipate their needs and design innovative solutions-oriented products, services and support programs that turn beer+canoes into advantage and create customers for life. |
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The restructuring of Canoeki has allowed our company to quickly and effectively drink and canoe with minimal effort and maximum time which gives Canoeki Enterprises the worst time to market in the industry. Canoeki dominates it's competitors, proven by our record setting B/C earnings ratio (Beer to Canoe) and by the constant stellar ratings we receive from independent, non-bias Canoeing review organizations:
- "These guys rock" - Ron Rittinger, May 12, 1998 ... Time magazine
- "By mixing beer and canoeing, Canoeki enterprises is going places that no other company has ever gone before. Great job and keep up the complete and total lack of work" - Mike Henry, May 20, 1998 .... Field and Stream magazine.
The Canoeki Way of Doing Business:
We feel the best way we can help and delight our customers is by taking a "hands on" approach to doing business. We take the same pride in helping our clients plan for their next aqua-intoxicating adventure as we do for our very own.
It's the little things that count ... not that ours is little ... ours is HUGE in fact, anyway ... The next time your company/family/Gaggle of lesbian coeds needs to plan their canoeing adventure, there is only one company that has the experience, integrity and know how to turn your adventure into a once in a life time, floatin down the creek, drunken blowout ... Canoeki Enterprises that's who.
Be sure to finish up your visit with a stop by the Canoeki MicroBrewery |
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Canoeki announces y2k compliance:
| Canoeki implements it's y2k plan for compliance. Click here to find out more. |
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