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Seminars:

Canoeki Enterprises offers a wide range of training seminars that allow our clients to be prepared to meet the challenges of today's canoeing and beer drinking environment. See the index below for a date and place near you.

Canoeki 101A "Canoes, beer and you ... an Introduction to alcohol and water crafts"
Fee - 2 beers per student, one gawk at spouse/significant other
DATE	CITY/STATE	LOCATION	TIME	RECAP
July 31, 2010	Brookville Ohio	Little Miami River • directions - Bellbrook • directions - Waynesville • conditions	11:00 a.m. 5:00 p.m.	July 1998 June 1999 June 2000 June 2002 May 2003 July 2003 June 2004 July 2005 June 2006 June 2007 July 2010
Prerequisite: Ability to consume alcohol and have fun in the drink. Bring beer (with cooler), swim suits and an open mind. Description: This course will baptize the beginner in the world of aquatic alcoholism and also provide a cheap thrill for the seasoned veteran. Skills to be acquired include: Slowly floating down a creek in canoe Falling out of said canoe Drinking huge amounts of beer (or alcoholic beverage of choice ... doesn't have to be alcoholic but the instructor gets pissed if you ain't drinkin) Gawking at the female participants (We mean this for the lady's as well ... we've seen films) Gawking at the male instructors (Females only ... we've haven't seen those types of films) Having fun Please RSVP as seminar seating is unlimited ... but our patience is not.

Canoeki 411 "Canoes, kids and you ... a controversial and daring twist to canoeing."
Fee - 2 beers after the outing and no yelling at the kids during (sorry for the high cost of the last item).
DATE	CITY/STATE	LOCATION	TIME	RECAP
July 20, 2001	Brookville Ohio	Little Miami River • directions • conditions	2:00 p.m. 5:00 p.m.
Prerequisite: Ability to navigate said canoe with animated, child sized occupants. Description: This course will place the seasoned veteran canoer in an unstable watercraft with as many kids as he/she dare brings. Skills to be acquired include: Slowly floating down a creek in canoe (with kids) Falling out of said canoe (with kids) Having fun Note: This is an advanced topic and it is recommended that participants take part in Canoeki 101A before attempting Canoeki 411 (but this is not a requirement). Please RSVP as seminar seating is unlimited ... but our patience is not.

For more information on ... seminar dates, costs, seminar agendas, or to sign up for a seminar please call us at 1-800-CANOEKI-CANOESNOOKIEANDBEER or email info@canoeki.com